In the race to become the biggest and most ignorant liberal fool, we must in all honesty admit that NYmag.com Intelligencer commenters are not the biggest fools on the Internet, and can’t be, as long as people are allowed to Tweet or comment on Yahoo. But they are STILL pretty gosh darn stupid! Here is where they currently stack up, for your quick and easy reference– as a close and devoted friend of yours, I urge you to avoid th following as you would radioactive waste:
1) Saxon212- I see from my usual intensive internet search that the Kept Boy is now married, having found the soul mate of his dreams! Congratulations! I know few details of this relationship, and honestly? THAT’S THE WAY I WANT IT.
2) kkseattle– Her hare brained bitterness has only increased over the years, but at least Tokyo Rose has moved on from claiming the importance of the CONFEDERACY as a modern issue! If you don’t remember what the Confederacy, was, don’t worry…you were definitely not alive at the time! Is constantly accusing people that disagree with her as being “bootlickers”…she must really be a lot of fun, you know?
3) Trumpchineck (Neal Nusholtz) – Yes, he still constantly announces that Trump has a fat neck. He started doing this approximately eight years ago and shows no sign of stopping. And Trump has a fat neck!
4) dsimon– the disingenuous shill still defies his advancing age by posting the same comment (with a few minor current modifications) for the past decade. Come back in another decade, and nothing will change. The robot apolocypse could happen and our civilization could crash and burn, but there will be no difference.
5) Tim Burns (timb116)– Indiana’s favorite disability attorney doesn’t practice law, he practices justice. If you don’t know what that means, you have never met a professional web content creator.
6) Rational Buckeye– Yes, she has been married 44 years- she has said this and I believe her. I could not imagine being cooped up with her for 44 minutes, let alone 44 years, but that’s just me. Gets “satisfaction” out of reporting me to the moderators, which probably indicts her marriage for maybe not being all that satisfying? I don’t know. I am merely speculating.
7) Yahzi– The Marxist Moron has taken, I must say, a rather firm pro-Israeli stand on the Gaza invasion. This probably indicates that Yahoo is Jewish, not that Yahoo is actually a principled individual.
8) Phaedrus– The pride of Bumblefuck State University at Doofusville was electrocuted last weekend while on the job….or least SEEMS like his was electrocuted. Something is obviously wrong with his awful reading comprehension skills and pathetic reasoning ability. Apparently you can prove anything about anyone using isolated, out of context quotes! Ai Yi Yi! His comments make my head hurt and my boobs stag*.
9) PatrickR– Living his life obsessed withe the idea that everyone who signs up for Intelligencer must be a ruthless conservative spy (or me, but I repeat myself!). S/he always seems to think I am some sort of Nazi (!). Yes, to accuse people of evil stuff is the way to bring more civility and kindness into the world, you know?
10) Johndutton– Started off commenting on the site with a near infinitesimal IQ, and it has gone downhill from there. Will mindlessly, like a used up BASIC computer program, pop out approval for every nonsensical liberal narrative out there. The lack of irony in any of these comments really bugs me.
11) Rayornot– the Rancid Retiree hasn’t improved his low information hateful self one iota over the years. But at least he is obsessed with my ability to comment there.
12) doro.wynant– I don’t know exactly what her deal is, but if she suggest I go somewhere and read Robert Reich’s commentary on the economy, I’m going to vomit all over the nearest regression analysis.
13) Username347– A long time commenter, a sort of poor man’s Saxon212, who hates people that disagree and knows absolutely nothing. Would be higher in these rankings, but fortunately does not comment that often.
14) maxwellscrossing– Small, petty and boring to listen to. Has some knowledge but embarrassingly little wisdom…clogs up the forum with mostly garbage.
15) Tell Them They’re Idiots– This one pains me a bit, as at least s/he has ideas and seems to care about ideas. This is highly unusual for Intelligencer. But there is just too must illogic, condensation, and overall Marxist crap to ignore.
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*- or it could be a function of my admittedly low testosterone levels. The doctor recently examined my blood work panel and giggled for several minutes.
good job