Chase Wendell Wordsworth Oliver Is Your Libertarian Presidential Candidate

Well, that’s a relief. I thought for a moment some libertarians were seriously considering ROBERT KENNEDY Jr. as a Presidential candidate. I mean, he’s not all bad, at least he stands up for free expression and against government balderdash…but he’s Robert Kennedy Jr., son of the least libertarian candidate in recent memory. Even Ayn Rand once had to give Robert Kennedy a good public spanking. Who’s going to pay for your government programs and enforced national compassion, Senator Kennedy? “You are!” Not exactly John Galt was he.

Well we have an alternative, though it’s someone that there is absolutely no reason to vote for. I keep confusing his name. It’s either Oliver Douglas from Green Acres or Chase Witherspoon, also I think from Green Acres.

He works in HR. I typically hate people that work in HR, because they are the ones that have typically refused to hire me to those prestigious corporate positions I have always coveted!

What Libertarians need is to a) make their own philosophy more in tune with reality; b) do the serious work of electing people from the ground up; and c) allying with the libertarian wing of the Republican Party. I’m sorry, it’s not great, but what Libertarians are doing right now isn’t making much headway. And nominating non-entities like Russell Oliver isn’t going to do anything except waste more time. While Libertarians fiddle, Rome continues to burn.

By Rob

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