Well, reader, I bet you did not know that all that stands between America, our own beloved Jesus-Land, and utter destruction is a tiny parasite…and no, I don’t mean Hunter Biden! Apparently, a dead worm was once found in the brain of Robert Kennedy Jr., current third party Presidential candidate. Will this heroic martyr worm save America? How could a mere brain worm impact an entire nation, if he can’t even survive himself in the brain of a Playboy Irishman?
Well, it’s not as complicated as it sounds. You know Jonathan Chait, the former University of Michigan graduate who now blogs on politics for Intelligencer? You know, the guy who thinks Republicans are all crazy? Well, as he is apparently cheering for Kennedy to end his Presidential bid, Chait is thanking the aforesaid dead worm for giving RFK Jr. a little bad publicity!
This is what I like to see in our modern political discourse— people rooting for their political enemies to die of some awful disease in order to assist in their November political calculations! I really makes for the kinder, gentler America we all want. And forget all of that stuff about PRESIDENT JOEY BIDEN having some kind of mental decline at his age….it’s super way more important that a political rival once had a worm in his brain! There are cognitive issues, and there are cognitive issues….it mostly depends on what political party you belong to!