When I want my taxes done, I use the services of me. But If I DID live in the Metro Detroit area, I would certainly by gum use the tax services of my fave moth storyteller, Neal Nusholtz, Esq. I am sure you know our friend Neal– he regularly comments on Intelligencer as Trumpchineck. He graduated from Thomas Cooley Law School in Lansing, MI so you know he is really smart and must have been a top student.
In his brilliant comments, he frequently notes that President Trump has a “fat neck”. He has said it so often I think it’s time to investigate the substance of this claim.
So let us in total good faith compare necks– Trump versus Nusholtz? Trump is not Jewish, and is therefore I think more likely to be genetically endowed with a Hapsburg neck– thick, Germanic, masculine. Think of the neck of Emperor Franz Joseph, which I am sure you do on a regular basis.
Now, look at the neck of Neal Nusholtz. It’s more feminine, more dainty, ready to go to work for you and file your taxes! You can trust a man with a neck like Neal’s. it suggests endless knowledge of tax law and a can-do attitude I always prefer in my tax preparation specialists.
So I will resolve this conflict on favor of Neal. By comparison to himself, yes, Trump DOES have a fat neck. Whether this is a good, bad, or relevant thing we can leave for a future discussion. But in the meantime, I think I might MOVE to Metro Detroit just so I can use the tax preparation services of Neal Nusholtx, Attorney at Law!
ok it really just is so weird how dorky Neil looks but he spits such vicious missives online. Truly the definition of a troll.