dsimon Remains His Same Shill Self

The Intelligencer Robo-shill dsimon has been a pain in everyone’s ass for years, but as he is on the side of the majority there, he rarely gets called out. Lately however, Intelligencer commenter good FITO has been willing to do so. She has correctly identified him as what he is— a shill for one side of everyone debate, as predictable as the morning sun. He will support Democrats over Republicans no matter what the issue. Republicans could object to Democrats polluting Lake Geneva with urine and dsimon would still find a way to defend this.

Sane Person: Why do they need to piss in the lake? They are killing all the fish.

dsimon: I’m not aware of this happening. Have you checked The Google to verify? And it’s not really true that it’s only Democrats that are pissing in the Lake. I am sure that some Republicans and Independents pee in the Lake, too. So I really don’t understand your point.

Sane Person: You are lying. That’s not what I said. I said that Republicans are right to call out Democrats for pissing in the lake.

dsimon: I’m not lying. That is what I THOUGHT you said. And why should Republicans call out Democrats? In many of our peer countries, everyone pisses in lakes.

And so forth.

I hope this was not too much of pointless example. I liked the idea of it initially, but then as I typed it, doubts set in.

My point is that he listens to nothing but the sound of his own pre-packaged narrative, and will rationalize to death any information to the contrary. I would rather speak to a Soviet Commissar than dsimon. I would rather speak to the face on the TV screen in 1984 than dsimon.

By Rob

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