Eddie Kilgore Realizes That Republicans Might Be Reluctant to Vote For Joe Biden

Land sakes. Will wonders never cease? First, the Cleveland Indians became for some reason the Cleveland Guardianmen. Then, the Oakland A’s will move out of Oakland to Sacramento to become simply “the Athletics”. Then Twitter became X and Bruce Jenner, Man, announced he was a woman. I would have thrown a press conference to announce my new name (Rock LaTour) but I can’t afford to throw a press conference, financially.

But the biggest shock I have received lately is the realization, as per Ed Lee Kilgore of Intelligencer, who seems to be puzzled that Republicans might be reluctant to vote for a Democratic Presidential Candidate. I give you the following quote-


“But even in 2020, it was noteworthy how very former the most prominent Republicans for Biden were.”


Pick me! I think I can solve this baffling conundrum of why Republicans don’t usually support Democrats. My solution is based on my advanced intelligence, my supple brain, and my overall male hotness. Relax, and take the following in, Eddie:

IF REPUIBLICANS WERE INCLINED TO VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS, THEY WOULD SIMPLY BE DEMOCRATS, AND NOT REPUBLICANS.

Or, put another way, maybe there is a reason that Democrats aren’t Republicans (and vice versa) in the first place?

There. Was that so hard?

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/why-arent-more-anti-trump-republicans-endorsing-biden.html

By Rob

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